October 08, 2008
Overheard in my house last night during the debate (R-rated language)
DH:
Obama is a tool.
He's really a dick.
He should go swallow a dick. Wait, he is a dick.
Go swallow yourself, Barry.
Me:
Hysterical laughter, choking, and tears running down my face
DH:
(with one finger raised, as a finger puppet; in a cartoon voice) I'm a tool.
Me:
Hysterical laughter, choking, and tears running down my face. Pain in my guts from the laughing.
Obama (on TV):
blah, blah, vote for me (pauses)
DH:
(same finger puppet and voice) Because I'm a tool!
Me:
Hysterical laughter, choking, and tears running down my face, hiccupping, now running for the bathroom...
Perhaps you either have to know my usually mild-mannered unflappable husband to get it. Or maybe you had to be there. Either way, I am still giggling 12+ hours later.
I love you, hon!
Sounds like something I might do. Of course, I just might moon the TV too.
Posted by: diamond dave at October 8, 2008 12:29 PMPart of that was spoken in my house too!!!
Posted by: Marie at October 8, 2008 12:31 PMI heard part of that coming from the other room... but that's hysterical! I need to watch debates with you guys; maybe I wouldn't fall asleep...
Posted by: pam at October 8, 2008 07:28 PMI actually tried to live blog the debate, but I had to put the laptop down. The laptop is a necessity for my job and I was afraid that it was about to take off flying.
Posted by: Two Dogs at October 8, 2008 08:35 PMLMAO!
Posted by: Lauren at October 10, 2008 09:50 PM
