August 28, 2007

Top Ten WHAT?

Oh hell no.

John Hawkins at Right Wing News has a list of what he says are the top 10 South Park Episodes of all time.

He's wrong on all 10 counts.

Here's my top 10 SP eps of all time (in chronological order... #5 is my favorite):

1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe:  The original.  Started the world of South Park on TV.

2. Chinpokomon: You have "vewwy lahge Amewican Penis" 'Nuff said.

3. Cartman Joins NAMBLA:  I never knew such a thing existed before this.

4. Scot Tenorman Must Die: Revenge is sweet.  Too sweet.
 
5. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants:  Matt and Trey's masterpiece.  Summed up the feelings of an entire nation and introduced us to the now world famous "chicken lollipop".  Also my favorite.  EVAH.

6. All About the Mormons?: What a great refrain:  dum dum dum dum dum.....

7. Trapped in the Closet:  Tom Cruise is trapped in the closet!  Plus a send up of the Clams.  Perfect.

8. The Return of Chef:  Isaac Hayes quit over Trapped in the Closet.  In their usual manner, Matt and Trey let the world know what they felt about it....

9. Smug Alert!:  Perfect satire of limousine liberals, their pretensions, their Priuses, and their love of the smell of their own asses.

10. Make Love, Not Warcraft:  What can I say.  We all know these people.

Honorable Mentions: The Return of the King to the Two Towers, Chickenlover, Cripple Fight, and Go God Go (I and II)

You may not agree with all of my picks, but seriously, any list that doesn't include Smug Alert!, Osama, Trapped in the Closet, and/or Scot Tenorman isn't a list to be taken seriously.

h/t Frank J.

Posted by caltechgirl at August 28, 2007 06:14 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I think honorable mention needs to go to the Spirit of Christmas for starting South Park, as it got Matt and Trey the opportunity to give Cartman an anal probe.

For me, the season 1 closer, about Cartman's dad/Philip and Terrance. Just from the big community watching when it first came out. About 50 people around one TV, and they get April Fooled big time. Waiting and waiting for the joke to end, and it never did!

Posted by: Bill De Witt at August 28, 2007 08:37 PM

I'll admit to not watching too many South Park episodes; I have small children in the house. However, the ones I've seen have made me laugh a lot. The Return of Chef was on the other night and my wife got her first glimpse of South Park; she had no idea what awaited her. When the CPS guy started licking the groin area of the baby doll in front of the class, she screamed out loud and then clapped her hand over her mouth so as not to awaken our children. I got a good laugh out of her reaction.

I loved the All About the Mormons and Trapped In the Closet. I also enjoyed The Passion of the Jew.

Posted by: physics geek at August 29, 2007 07:18 AM

Scot Tenorman must die is probably one of the funniest ones they've done. It starts out lame, but the last 5 minutes makes it absolutely hilarious.

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