January 04, 2007

Also....

In anticipation of today's Friday F*ck Off, here's a list of people I'd like to tell to F*ck off:

LA Drivers
Leftards who let power go to their heads
Feminists
People who pick on the weak
assholes who don't pay their child support
People who slam their siblings in public
People who don't pick up their dog poo
Egomaniacs
Incompetents
Cashiers who don't know how to use their registers
Target
jackass house guests who complain for a week.  About EVERYTHING
Litterbugs
Fucktards who drive SLLLLLOW in the left lane.  Especially on the Arroyo Parkway.
cagastro and pals
that little ronery North Korean fuck, too
TV network executives
Sales tax
Stuffed shirt bureaucrats
telemarketers
the replacement mailman
idiots who wash their sidewalks.  Talk about wasting water. Fuckers.  This is CA.
dook basketball
Nick Saban
Dan LeBatard.  Where the Fuck is Wilbon, goddammit??
the NIH study section who told me that they love my science and acknowledge that I have the expertise to do the work, but they don't think I have enough experience.
Ads on the delete screen on the TiVo.  WTF is that about?  I pay enough for the fucking service as it is.
Sorority Chicklets
The Girls Gone Wild guy.  And all the little sluts on those videos too.  Cheap much?
vegan evangelists
enviroNazis
Clueless fucks who think that if they keep those Kerry/ Edwards bumper stickers on, that they can live in denial that the election is over.
John Kerry
John Edwards
sheeple who actually believe the media in all instances without question
and did I mention fucking stupid LA drivers?

Posted by caltechgirl at January 4, 2007 10:54 PM | TrackBack
Comments

A little tense?

(BTW, I went through journalism school and worked on the school newspaper with Dan LeBatard. Super nice guy and very talented as a writer. I have no beef with him.)

Posted by: rSM at January 5, 2007 04:12 AM

Wow. Glad you didn't add people who ask for the same thing 2 or 3 times... or is that included under 'incompetents'? GRIN. Hope your year is starting to look better now.

Posted by: vw bug at January 5, 2007 05:54 AM

**chuckling softly to myself, hoping CTG doesn't overhear and tell me to eff off!**

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at January 5, 2007 06:14 AM

Excellent list - just excellent. I love this one best:

"that little ronery North Korean fuck, too"

Well put ROFLMAO.

Posted by: Teresa at January 5, 2007 07:38 AM

This list is great. I'll throw in my hat to L.A. drivers as well. For all the time people in this city have to actually spend driving, you'd think they'd eventually get good at it, let alone just plain competent. Nope. It's amazing. L.A. drivers when it rains? Forget about it. That's a f@#$ off long enough to fill a book.

Posted by: Emily at January 5, 2007 08:01 AM

Dayum good list!

; )

Posted by: Christina at January 5, 2007 10:36 AM

I like your style. :-) I actually feel better just having read that... Thanks.

Posted by: Richmond at January 5, 2007 02:28 PM

Impressive list!

Wash the sidewalks?! Some people have waaaay too much time on their hands.

Posted by: Marie at January 5, 2007 07:03 PM

LA Drivers - I don't live there...

Leftards who let power go to their heads - who?

Feminists - no comment

People who pick on the weak - but they're so much fun... :D

assholes who don't pay their child support - I do, so I'm safe

People who slam their siblings in public - they're idiots, and deserve to be outed

People who don't pick up their dog poo - one more reason to NOT have pets

Egomaniacs - such as me?

Incompetents - such as my family?

Cashiers who don't know how to use their registers - ha! that's classic

Target - I just shopped there today, but only because I got a gift card from my boss

jackass house guests who complain for a week About EVERYTHING - kick them out and don't allow them to call a taxi...

Litterbugs - damn straight

Fucktards who drive SLLLLLOW in the left lane, Especially on the Arroyo Parkway. - slow drivers should have their license revoked

cagastro and pals - who?

that little ronery North Korean fuck, too - um...

TV network executives - I don't watch television, so....

Sales tax - agreed

Stuffed shirt bureaucrats - hell yeah!

telemarketers - click

the replacement mailman - going postal rocks!

idiots who wash their sidewalks. Talk about wasting water. Fuckers. This is CA. - I live in the middle of nowhere... no sidewalks (I miss the city)

dook basketball - what?

Nick Saban - who?

Dan LeBatard. Where the Fuck is Wilbon, goddammit?? - who and who?

the NIH study section who told me that they love my science and acknowledge that I have the expertise to do the work, but they don't think I have enough experience. - can't get experience without getting a job, but can't get a job without experience; catch 22, the chicken and the egg

Ads on the delete screen on the TiVo. WTF is that about? I pay enough for the fucking service as it is. - no clue what you're talking about

Sorority Chicklets - never met one

The Girls Gone Wild guy. And all the little sluts on those videos too. Cheap much? - never saw the videos

vegan evangelists - that's a new one on me

enviroNazis - tree~huggers?

Clueless fucks who think that if they keep those Kerry/ Edwards bumper stickers on, that they can live in denial that the election is over. - who cares? Junior won...

John Kerry - I know the name, and the face, but the only thing I really know about him is that he's married to the steak sauce chick and was an idiot... second- or third-hand knowledge, at best

John Edwards - I assume from the above statement that this guy ran with Kerry.... I don't watch the news, so...

sheeple who actually believe the media in all instances without question - I know a lot of those...

and did I mention fucking stupid LA drivers? - see first answer


Posted by: Thomas Warlock at January 5, 2007 08:20 PM

*smirk*

Yeah, my day went kinda like that, too.

Posted by: Mia at January 5, 2007 08:50 PM

I have to tell you, it was very cathartic to read your list!

Posted by: Bou at January 6, 2007 06:37 AM

LA drivers?!

Heh... try navigating your way through the rush-hour circus in Midtown Manhattan.

It's common for NY drivers/cabbies to be plastered (so to speak) on the front pages of our three dailies for plowing into showroom windows and mowing pedestrians in greenmarkets down.

Posted by: Erica at January 6, 2007 03:59 PM

Those Tivo ads drive me nuts!

Posted by: Sissy at January 8, 2007 08:48 AM

Did we get it all out of our system?? *S* I'm like you, sometimes once I get started it just keeps rolling and rolling,,,

Posted by: Michele at January 8, 2007 10:27 AM