November 09, 2006

Do it Yourself Country

The Dixie Chicks got you down?  CMA awards hijinks too much to handle?  Why not write your own country songs???

Here's mine:

I met her outside Fresno in September;
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper in the twilight,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
She asked me if I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with a robot;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
Yes, you CAN sing it to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer."  Why do you ask?
h/t Pixy via JustMe

Posted by caltechgirl at November 9, 2006 01:31 PM | TrackBack

Hee hee!! Good one, CTG!

Love ya,

Posted by: Just Me at November 9, 2006 02:50 PM

Very funny!

Posted by: vw bug at November 10, 2006 06:17 AM


What do you think of what happened at the CMAs? Joke or Real? Or do you care? :-)

Posted by: Sissy at November 10, 2006 12:37 PM