June 27, 2007

I think they dropped one on me during the testing phase....

The Army has successfully tested the "F-Bomb":

The Army announced today that the first successful F-Bomb test has taken place in the New Mexico desert. The F-Bomb - which is not nuclear but still produces a mushroom cloud - was begun after the above ground testing ban treaty in the 1960's. "There was a lot of research left undone." according to Dr. Renaldo Hererra, chief of Munitions Linguistics at Los Alamos. "We went straight from the A-Bomb to the H-Bomb, omitting everything in between. The B project showed promise, but C through E were complete failures. It's good to finally have some success."

The test took place yesterday at 5:42 AM, reportedly flooding the Jouququ Valley with brilliant light, and creating a blast that resounded off the surrounding mountains for several minutes. "It was ****ing awesome!" exclaimed General Milton C. Ironcrotch, Commanding Officer of the program, curiously potty mouthed after the test.
Read the whole report here!

h/t Joyner

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Comments

So the General dropped an F-bomb in an interview about the dropping of an F-bomb...

Cool!

; )

Posted by: Christina at June 27, 2007 03:42 PM

ROFLMAO...

"It's OK sweetie, it was probably just a ****ing bomb."

That's classic. I love it.

Posted by: Teresa at June 27, 2007 05:30 PM

WTF??? heh.

Posted by: Mrs. Who at June 28, 2007 10:20 AM