January 10, 2007

In re: Barbara, Rosie, and Donald

Here are some facts:

1.  Donald is a publicity whore
2.  Barbara Walters is a publicity whore
3.  Rosie is a bitch

I have no dog in this fight, so I'm not going to pull any punches.  I am 100% certain that this started as a publicity stunt and now it has spiraled out of control.  Someone needs to quit cheerleading for one side or the other (like Joy Behar does.  sheesh) and be THE ADULT and tell these three children to quit whining over who gets the nice toy and who is the biggest poopyhead.

At this point they are ALL poopyheads.

As to the criticisms of Donald for calling Rosie a pig, in that a man shouldn't call a woman a pig....

Well why the fuck not?  The post-modern feminists tell us that there's no difference between the sexes, so why is it ok for Rosie to ching-chong his combover but he can't attack her?

And frankly, she is a pig.  She's a fat, indulgent, arrogant hypocrite.  Actually, calling her a pig insults pigs.  Pigs are smarter and friendlier.  They don't judge based on cash in your wallet.

And Barbara Walters probably IS a liar.  I have no doubt that she did say those things about Rosie, that it IS difficult for her to deal with having Rosie on the show, that she dislikes the sharp political rhetoric Rosie brings with her.  And maybe she's afraid her comfortable women's chat show is about to become a referendum for the Liberal Lesbian Agenda.

That's the thing with Rosie, she is DEFINED by her political agenda.  She assumes immediately that EVERYONE is out to get her because she is out of the closet (e.g. Kelly Ripa).  That somehow her sexual identity makes her odious to the rest of us.  That EVERY straight person who dares to disagree with her is doing so because she's a lesbian.

As fucking if.


Maybe she thinks that because somewhere in her own psyche SHE is truly uncomfortable with herself, for whatever reason, and she is projecting that on to others.

On this same page I have specifically defended, nay, applauded her right to live with the partner of her choice and co-parent her 4 children.  I love that she has a committed relationship and brings the values of that relationship to the rearing of her kids.  I love that her kids have two parents.

And yet, I call her a pig.  She's not an arrogant hypocrite because she's gay.  She's an arrogant hypocrite because she's willfully ignorant.

But Donald doesn't get out of this clean either.  He picked this fight, and then he added fuel to the fire.  Probably in an attempt to raise the buzz for the newest season of the Apprentice, which started this week.  He is a smart and savvy businessman, and probably thought that getting his name out there would improve his audience numbers.  But it clearly backfired.  And now a lot of people think he's a dickhead for calling her a pig.

Honestly, my sympathies lie with Donald.  Of the three, he has the most honest and respected reputation.  People who know him will tell you that he treats everyone equally and can be fair to a fault because his motivators are not personal, only business.  Barbara is well known as a manipulator, and Rosie is widely considered a bitch to all but a select (rich and famous) few.

And for the record, aren't there more important things to discuss on TV all day?  Like the war, for instance?

Posted by caltechgirl at January 10, 2007 12:02 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Yanno, if I thought any of the asshats involved would read this...I would send it to them all e-mail.

Would love to be a fly on that wall!

Poverbial "nail on the head", gal!

Posted by: imp at January 10, 2007 12:28 PM

Wait, there's some kind of feud going on between the Don, Rosie and Bawbwa? Maybe I should start reading tabloids.

Posted by: Contagion at January 10, 2007 06:19 PM

Mmm hmm.

You know, I'd never seen even a minute of The View until recently. Yesterday I was at the gym & it was on one of the tvs, so I flipped my headphones over for a couple of minutes. Now more than ever, Rosie rubs me the wrong way. It has nothing to do with her gayness. It's all about her attitude and personality. Ick.

She bugged me when she had her own talk show too --- she just always seemed so immature, like she was frozen in time (high school) & infantile. Now we just see a different side of her infantile-ness.

Just not a fan. I've never understood why she's popular.

Posted by: Marie at January 11, 2007 06:49 AM

Yes, one would think that there are more important things to talk about. But then, i find that celebs rarely think...

Posted by: Richmond at January 11, 2007 11:34 AM

I use to like Rosie and then she became this bitter nasty rude loud mouth thing. Never watched The View and I'm not going to start now.

Posted by: LeeAnn at January 11, 2007 11:52 AM

I can't stand either Rosie or Barbara, so Trump has my vote. No contest. The only issue I have with the man is his reluctance to admit to the world (not that anyone's surprised) that he's bald. You're rich, dude. No one cares that you have no hair.

Posted by: Thomas Warlock at January 11, 2007 08:11 PM