December 12, 2006

This is so wrong, it's funny

Some people should have their license to think REVOKED.  Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you another example of a brilliant IDIOT:

A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

"There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.... I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.

... If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them. "[emphasis mine - Ed.]

No shit, there's more.  Read the whole blasted thing.  It speaks for itself.

I don't care what you believe about homosexuality and its origins in an individual, but this guy has his science completely bass-ackwards. Don't let this idiot scare you off of a very healthy food that is a good source of protein for those of us NOT allergic to it.

h/t Boi From Troy

Posted by caltechgirl at December 12, 2006 08:21 AM | TrackBack

Well, given that a good 70% of the diet in Korea consists of some kind of soy based food, and not all korean men are homosexual, I'd say this reasoning is fatally flawed, not to mention utterly ridiculous!

Oh, and my kid had soy formula, eats tofu all the time, regularly eats foods seasoned with soy sauce, eats fermented soy beans and also fresh soy beans on a regular basis. I can say with a straight face that while my son is most certainly a fashionista, he likes boobs - on ladies - sooo not gay.

Posted by: oddybobo at December 12, 2006 08:51 AM

Where is this guy getting his info from? It's something that could easily make sense on the surface; but blaming food for homosexuality? I've got a hard time excepting that one.

Posted by: Stacy at December 12, 2006 08:53 AM

I'm turning GAY..err..Japanese
Oh yes, I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Ba da da da da da

I'm turning Japanese
Oh yes, I'm turning Japanese
I really think so


Posted by: Cassandra at December 12, 2006 09:39 AM

The scary part is how many idiots will actually think this makes sense... the same people who believe what the MSM tells them... we're doomed!!!

Posted by: Teresa at December 12, 2006 10:06 AM

"Soy is feminizing"

Just imagine how butch I would be if I hadn't been fed a soy-based formula (due to milk allergies) as a baby!

Posted by: Jenna at December 12, 2006 11:44 AM

Sigh. The problem is people will believe this. Someone help us.

Posted by: vw bug at December 12, 2006 12:46 PM

Let's see, what other foods could be teh gay-maker?

Eating celery that's gone limp?

Anything that ends in "a" (indicates a feminine noun...)

Eating any fruit?

Weirdest sh*t since the whole Islamist freakout that shaking hands with Jews causes the moslem penis to disappear!

Posted by: Darleen at December 12, 2006 01:07 PM


Posted by: Mia at December 12, 2006 05:12 PM

"Soy is feminizing"

'tis true. 'tis true.

I had a soy-burger for lunch the other day and for the next three days I had an irresistible urge to sit down to pee.

Posted by: phin at December 12, 2006 07:07 PM

I'm gonna take a step back and assume that maybe this is "The Protocols of the Elders of Homophobia."

Posted by: John at December 13, 2006 12:43 PM