July 26, 2006
el 26 de julio
On 26 de julio, 1953, fidel cagastro and his band of commie idiots led a raid on one of the largest military garrisons in Cuba.
Nearly everything went wrong, the rebels were out numbered, part of the weapons caravan got lost on the way, and more than 2/3 of the rebels were killed or captured. Several of them ran for it, including the original coward, cagastro.
Oh, and BTW, he WAS captured. Inept pig that he is, he was found in the jungle shortly afterward and arrested. cagastro was in fact sentenced to death, but in a head-scratching moment worthy of Dr. Evil and his foul-tempered sea bass, Batista pardoned him in 1955.
Kinda ironic that such a stunning defeat serves as the namesake of the movement that brought cagastro to power, no?
So today is the day that Cuba celebrates her "glorious" revolucion. The banners and music displayed today continuing the web of lies that turned a humbling defeat into the rallying point of a damned revolution. Because the truth, in Cuba, depends on your point of view.
For the Cubanos, a proud and once prosperous people, it is a day to pretend their want and hunger are absent, and for cagastro and his cronies, a day to ignore the facade crumbling around them.
For more info on the battle of 26 julio , go here.
For more thoughts on what this day means to Cubans, both in Cuba and elsewhere, try any of these wonderful Cuban bloggers:
El Conductor
Ziva
Marc
Alfredo
Killcastro
Val Prieto