April 25, 2006

And you thought Jack Bauer was special....

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Alton Brown!

Alton Brown doesn't reduce sauces. He demoralizes sauces.

Alton Brown's blender has four speeds: 'stir', 'mix', 'frappe', and 'plasmify'.

Alton Brown can eat just one Lay's potato chip. If he ever bothered to eat food he didn't make himself, that is.

Alton Brown's cakes don't rise. They ascend.

read all of of them!

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Posted by caltechgirl at April 25, 2006 10:07 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I love Alton!

Posted by: oddybobo at April 25, 2006 11:03 AM

This kind of thing would amuse me, if I had any idea who he is.

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 25, 2006 02:09 PM

Ha ha ha! I love AB! Met him once, too.

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at April 25, 2006 04:35 PM

i love watching him, he diagnoses everything i do wrong and using science to show how to fix it

Posted by: jack steel at April 26, 2006 06:04 AM