December 09, 2005
In honor of my friends and former co-workers
Stolen wholesale from the lovely Pamibe:
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED
Schizophrenia -Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder -We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Amnesia -I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic -Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic -Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…
Paranoid -Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder -Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder -You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…
Agoraphobia -I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
Autistic -Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock …
Senile Dementia -Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder -I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder -Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
So, which one are you?
Posted by caltechgirl at December 9, 2005 11:18 AM | TrackBackWhat, no phobias?
Posted by: cube at December 10, 2005 08:18 AMThose are funny..well, a bit of each. HAHAHAHA
Posted by: M Janelle at December 11, 2005 12:01 PM