June 03, 2005

What's your favorite....

Swear word?

I usually use asterisks around here to deter pRon spambots, but to hell with it for this post.

My favorite words in the extended for those of you who can't get swear words at work.....

I couldn't leave Zombyboy a comment for some reason, so I'll post it here.

My personal favorite word, swear and non-swear is fuck. I use it in all forms and in almost every situation. It's good that way (right click and download) My favorite forms are motherfucker, fuckwad, and JFC. Although I have been known to use it as ALL the words in a sentence. Fuck the Fucking Fuckers is a pretty common phrase of mine, in fact.

In fact creative swearing can make me laugh faster than almost anything else. The first time I ever heard "holy shit!" I was 8 and Marty McFly was exclaiming to Doc Brown. Needless to say for a number of years, I thought Back to the Future was the funniest movie of all time....

Other favorites: Holy Shit (duh...), asshat, and Cocksucker. It's just so fun to say.

Posted by caltechgirl at June 3, 2005 10:40 PM
Comments

I am all over this.

Mother Fucker
Fuck
What The Fuck
Shitass
Jackass
Jerkoff

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 3, 2005 11:48 PM

Ah, but can you sing while swearing:

Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, /

Ok, not the greatest bit of writing of all time, but it is highly amusing.

Posted by: Bill at June 3, 2005 11:59 PM

Mine is "my, aren't we a ray of fucking sunshine?" n OK, that's not a word, I know.

Posted by: Xrlq at June 4, 2005 12:23 AM

My currrent swear word of choice can't even be mentioned here. Suffice it to say that a) it's infinitely worse than "bitch", and b) my bosses' construction potty-mouths have formed my ever-malleable and impressionable construction engineer mind.

But for general NERS consumption, I submit the following fuck-variations: Fuckwad, Fuckrod, Fuckstick, Fucklord, Fucktard, Fucknut, Fuckhole. See? aren't those better variations than the trite and tired Fuckhead and Fuckface?

Posted by: Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith at June 4, 2005 09:08 AM

Yeah, what you said; and see previous post.

Posted by: Mr. Kurtz at June 4, 2005 11:28 AM

I tend to say "Son of a bitch" a lot. Fuck is a good general purpose word, but so is shit. I don't really have a favorite, I tend to pepper my language with all of them.

Posted by: Contagion at June 6, 2005 12:33 PM

I just can't fuckin' believe you couldn't fucking leave a fucking comment on my site.

I mean, fuck.

Heheh.

Posted by: zombyboy at June 6, 2005 07:16 PM

Hey CTG :D

Most excellent elaboration...Heheh.

Posted by: Rae at June 7, 2005 09:10 AM

Alas, I also admit to having a certain affinity for the use of the word fuck. It's just such a pliable little word.

Fucking motherfukers.
Fucking assholes.
Fucking pricks.
Fuckheads.
Fucks.

Of course, nothing beats the deliciousness of the cursing in Spanglish:

Fucking comemierdas. (Koh-meh-mee-ir-dahs) Fucking shiteaters.

Or

Comefuckingmierdas Shitfuckingeaters.

Posted by: Val Prieto at June 7, 2005 12:22 PM